$TOILET
Nothing Goes to Waste in Space
⚠ ARTEMIS II — T+65MIN — TOILET STATUS: CRITICAL FAILURE   |   CAPY ASTRONAUT: UNBOTHERED   |   REPAIR PROGRESS: 0%   |   NASA BUDGET: $30,000,000 (TOILET ONLY)   |   HOUSTON: WE HAVE A PROBLEM   |   HOUSTON: NOT RESPONDING   |   ⚠ ARTEMIS II — T+65MIN — TOILET STATUS: CRITICAL FAILURE   |   CAPY ASTRONAUT: UNBOTHERED   |  
$TOILET — Artemis II Incident
// INCIDENT REPORT #ARTEMIS-II-T001
The Day NASA's $30M Toilet Broke
Capy Astronaut
MISSION CREW
🚀
T+00:00 — APRIL 1, 2026
Artemis II launches. $6.8 billion mission. Four astronauts. One capybara. One very expensive toilet.
🚽
T+01:05 — 65 MINUTES IN
Warning light activates. The $30,000,000 toilet has failed. Caution tape deployed. Mission control panics.
🦫
T+01:06 — ONE MINUTE LATER
Capy Astronaut is observed. He is completely unbothered. He has seen worse. He does not acknowledge the toilet.
🌍
T+48:00 — TOILET RESTORED
Engineers claim the toilet was repaired. Capy still doesn't care. Nothing goes to waste in space.
// MISSION CRITICAL DATA
By The Numbers
$30M
Cost of Toilet
65 min
Time Until Failure
0
F*cks Given by Capy
1B
Total Supply
0%
Tax
SOL
Chain
// INTERACTIVE MISSION CONTROL
Help Repair The Toilet
800 mi
Altitude
0
Repair Attempts
BROKEN
Toilet Status
REPAIR PROGRESS 0%
⚠ SYSTEM READY. AWAITING REPAIR ATTEMPT...
// capy astronaut standing by. still unbothered.
0 souls have tried and failed
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